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Chaney Gunn is back and looking delicious. Is it ok to say that about a woman? It is hard to keep up with all the guidelines for the hypersensitive. Don't worry everybody. Zach Venice loves you. That's kinda my thing. Maybe you gambled away your family's life savings on the crypto market, maybe you burned down a church or two, maybe you once killed someone by accident, maybe you tasted some of the brain. It's all good. These things happen. As long as you are a paid Zishy subscriber, I accept you. All monsters welcome. Cashapp and Venmo payment now available.
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Here is the final album from my time in Atlanta. I hope that I have a reason to return soon. Dee Richards is as sweet as the mulberries which grow on the side of its roads. Dee wanted to keep her breasts from being exposed on the internet. I agreed on the condition that she would allow us to adore her perfect bare bottom. I am reminded of the Rolling Stones. You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometime you'll find you get what you need.
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Marcela Gaona is an intelligent and sound-minded individual. Plenty of you will think otherwise just because she shows her naked body to the world online. You are not fools, but this is a foolish thought. Erase the negativity. Your life will be better without it. If there is one thing a person truly owns, it should be their body. And if one is not free to sell photos of that which they own, then what the fuck is the point?
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Another epically long update. Guess it is your lucky week. Here is Alli Chandler. She wrote me claiming she is a big fan of Zishy and wanted to put on a show for the site. Well she certainly did that. Arriving at her place, I knew that I was in for a ride. Scattered clothes, water pipes, colorful adult toys. We walked Alli's dog then went out for more public adventure. It was a brisk day in Arizona, but our muse had a secret internal heater. She shows that to us at Dick's Sporting Goods. You're absolutely right if you guessed that an xtra will follow. Hold on to your hats with Alli Chandler.
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"A lot of you have been writing in and asking who I am going to vote for. I guess I must emanate that ""really intelligent and informed"" vibe. Well, to be honest, I don't know yet. I'm kinda into the whole end-the-wars, free-speech, fix-the-economy platform. But then I think about the critical issue of abortion and how that affects all our lives. So, yeah, I might just be leaning towards joy. Which team of billionaires are you on this November? A video of Julie will arrive tomorrow."
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"Saturday night! Woo hoo! Tonight, I'm gonna smoke some weed with my Latino brothers and watch live competitive violence. It looks like the summer fever finally broke. Finally in places like Vegas, they have days under 100F. Here in the Southwest, fall comes with a long sigh of relief. I know that looking forward at the next few months fills some of you with pure dread. But I assure you, there's no reason to stress, because there is nothing that can be done. We lost our opportunity decades ago. Our only option is to kick back and watch the shit show unfold. Exercise delirious laughter. -HW"
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Wow-wow-wee-wow. Another smoke show of an entry from Portland. Contestant 24 sporting mad confidence without makeup. So thankful. Love it!
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"And now comes a sizzling finale with Hazel Heart. She is spectacular in so many ways. If you don't like her, do not comment. Do not pass go. Simply report to your nearest rubber factory. You should be made into flip flops. Thank you. Part two includes video. Xtra also coming."
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Introducing Gaby Mueller. She loves running. She loves Eeyore. She has a hunger for adventure that surfaces spontaneously. That lump in your throat, that feverish sensation on your skin, do not panic, it is not the coronavirus. These are the effects of an incredible woman teasing the snot out of you. Gaby does an even better job of it in person. As for the recent chaos that has rapidly developed, I know you come to Zishy for distraction, for relief, for guidance =P. I only have the wisdom of Eeyore to impart. “The nicest thing about the rain is that it always stops. Eventually.”
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"Part 1, so save the hate mail. When a beautiful woman offers to pick you up at the airport and drive you to her place in small-town Pennsylvania, you jump. I did. I documented the experience in the most raw manner possible. Jezebel is heroically bold and honest with who she is, which is perfect. I photographed like a maddman that night. Xtra, video, etc. Stay tuned."
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Gabbie Carter took time out of her busy schedule to bounce around Santa Monica for us. With personality and beauty like hers, it is no surprise that Gabbie is in constant high demand. Now what else could you possible want for Kwanzaa?
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"These two are a fun pair that Max captures for us in Kyiv. Rachel Veiss is the brunette and Beglie Skipper is the blonde. Guess there is way more than a goldmine of critical minerals in the region that might interest U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham. Poor Lindsey. He has said, ""I never found time to meet the right girl, or the right girl was smart enough not to have time for me."" If only he lived in Ukraine. Anyways, more from the bedroom coming soon. Don't fret."
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Sabrina Nichole was excited to get a workout in at her apartment gym. Even though there were others present, zero complaints were filed. As for Sabrina's shorts, those were chewed up by her lovable pup. I offer no explanation for anything else. Get that sweat on today.
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"Here is the final update I have of Luisa Medrano. She is one of my favorites that has come our way from Colombia. Luisa reminds me of a girl that I used to work with at Office Depot. Shy and quiet as hell until a drop of alcohol wetted her lips."
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Faina Bona lights up the National Library with a more-than-competent photographer in Latvia. Every week, I get contacted by someone somewhere asking if they can be paid to do my job. The answer is always yes--as long as they can find women like Faina to shoot. Contributors must also agree that to be called a pervert is hardly an insult.
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Hope you don't mind a little more Latvian magic from last summer. These two had me smiling even with the dollar-to-euro conversion. Can't wait to see what this year's blister months bring.
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In the bonus video, Dannell Norfolk smiles and says she hopes that her future kids don't see this. I hope they do. I hope her kids grow up knowing what a beautiful bad ass their mom is. I hope they do not inherit the same hangups from previous generations. I hope that when their world becomes a burning wasteland, people aren't bitching about some professional athlete taking a knee during the national anthem. Stay human.
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Here we go. My first time shooting for Zishy in The City. Start spreading the news. New York City has a lot to live up to now in my eyes. I was able to bring together 3 amazing women on short notice. Skye Blue (the girl with the blue eyes), Nina Presley (the girl with the blue hair that resembles ScarJo), and Barbie Qu (the girl in the black dress). We had a perfect afternoon teasing all over Manhattan. You will see more from this Big Apple adventure soon. Evevntually, we made in to Central Park. Then, there were some taken in a friend's apartment. Peace and love.
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Stella Cox loves bubble gum, rough sex, and looking great in photos. She said she caught the feels for a performer she was with a couple of days before our shoot. Apparently, this guy knew the perfect recipe of pain and degradation for Stella. But I'm sure that deep down he is really a sensitive, romantic-type. My envy isn't too obvious, right?
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Morgan Attwood is from a small town near San Jose. She is already in college now, but it was only a year or two ago that she played on a softball team in high school. Softball is basically baseball for girls and people with a greater appreciation for safety. Morgan still had some gear, so we said what the hell and visited a local park in the middle of a Summer day. Uncoincidentally, Sporty Spice was always my favorite.
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Pamela Aeris is a playful young lady from Phoenix. Half-kinky and half-goofy, she adores being in front of a camera. Pamela swears that she is bound for greatness. I just want world peace and to maintain my current occupation.
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Thai food is delicious, at least the Americanized version that I am familiar with. It might not be the healthiest for you. There's a lot of carbs and saturated fat. The dishes are often sweetened with added sugar. But if you are as active as Gaby Mueller, you need plenty of calorie-dense fuel. We stopped at a mostly empty Thai eatery and Gaby let me photograph her steamy new underwear. Thank God for those mid-day lulls in foot traffic.
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Nadia Serbinenko took me to one of her workout spots. This woman is filled with energy. Her boyfriends better stay fit if they want to keep up. More nudi-tea with Nadia in a future update.
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I am going to be honest with you people because that is all that Zishy can offer. I can not provide you with anything else of meaningful value. I can not put your kids back in school. I can not get the homeless camp off of your front lawn. I can not make someone love you for the person you wish you were. But honesty, yes, I can offer you this. Regan Budimir is a renowned pulmonary oncologist in Ukraine who was called in on an emergency while we were spending a lovely day at the park. This is why we abruptly postponed the shoot for a later date in her shower. More of that, including an epic 3-hour long video, will soon follow. See you later, crocodiles.
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Max brings us another woman from Ukraine. Nyla Rox has done some nude modeling but I doubt anything like Zishy. I mostly tell contributors to avoid doing anything which seems typical for other sites. I want the stuff that falls through the cracks. I to see all the humanity and personality that gets in the way for other publications. We are collecting souls here. Ukraine Rox.
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Introducing Solana Bardell, shot by our contributor, Vika. She is brave and appears to handle cold temperatures well. I love the cold because it is cruel and indifferent and forces me to prioritize survival. I am less bothered by someone's inappropriate speech or political leanings in the cold. The cold brings people together through its shared discomfort. In order to help out, I am offering a 15 discount off all Zishy winter merch. This year, get Billy Bowlegs from down the street one of our beautiful scarves or pair of Merino wool mittens. They won't break your bank and you will support the most entertaining smut available anywhere!
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Zishy back in your life! Here's that time I took Dabney Conrad to eat tacos at a place which tragically did not end up surviving the pandemic. Our muse apparently became quite excited as she flashed me, only steps away from others. I have a few outtakes that are a bit more explicit, which I am happy to share for a charitable tip sent my way preferably in crypto. Reach me for the deets. infozishy.com
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This segment of our show is brought to you by Dollar General. They meet all your essential grocery needs at any one of their 16,000 locations. Need vegetables? Corn chips, aisle eight. No teeth? No problem. Soak those crispy veggies in your favorite energy drink from aisle five. Been hitting the gym for that summer bod? Stock up on protein from the canned meat selection in aisle six. I had to drive out to the sticks for Luna Fey, but she is worth it. Fuck speed traps though.
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This is Kristina Proxy shot by our Ukrainian contributor, Alina. I am glad to know and communicate with humans who are at the center of this disgusting war. The struggle is real. It makes me sick to think that there are people on each side profiting off the ongoing destruction. Thank god that these scoundrels are not the ones who hold any real power and can control the information and narrative. Thank god we all know who the good guys and the bad guys are. Thank god everything is so clear and no one needs to question anything. We just have to hang our flags, send our money, and trust that it will all be over soon. We got this. More Kristina in a future update. For those wondering about the change of looks mid-set, I kindly asked Alina to show us Kristina without makeup after her first upload.
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Shyla Volbeck has returned to give it one last go at Zishy. Part two will follow shortly. Shyla is exceptional among the exceptional. I had a friend present when I photographed Shyla. She was baffled. I can't believe what is going on, she's so amazing. Yeah, that pretty sums up my experience with Shyla. I know this one is a bit soft for all you skin-cravers, but don't worry. We will make up for it.
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I am known by many as a kind and generous soul. My home is always welcome to any beautiful women, ages 18 to 22, who need a couch to crash on for a night or two. I inform my guests that I have a creative nature which often leads to impromptu candid photography. Some have even called me the Bill Cosby of the erotic art world, which I believe is due to his innovative comic stylings. Anyways, Yana West is a great sport. Art kinda rules.
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Tomorrow, I will bring you part two of this morning's photos. Claudia Veneza is one of the women that the others try to resemble with filters and wonky angles, as they contort their less-picturesque bodies on Instagram. Drugs like this demand a slow drip.
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I might be a cruel bastard, but at least I am honest. Here is part two of Liz Jordan in bed. She is the type of person who can take an innocent cup of water and turn it into something sexual. What a kook. What a talent. We need more like Liz. That xtra is still coming, should have it by tomorrow. Settle down, people.
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Hey guys. This was meant to be posted yesterday but my power was out until late last night. I spent most of the day foraging for firewood and trying to keep warm. Eventually, I gave up, drove a few miles to the gym, supervised females on the Glute Master Kickback machine, then jumped into the sauna. Anyways, I know you would rather hear more about Ariel. But would you really? Don't you just want to see more of her? I would. And the good news is that you will too, eventually. Have a nice weekend.
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Stella Barry was sent down from the heavens to shoot with Anthony in Portland. I don't know how the lucky bastard found her, but he definitely did something right, whether it be here or in some past life. This is the first time Anthony faced his fears of shooting in such a public place for us. He was also concerned that the scratches from Stella's cat would ruin the photos for me. Scratches? Really? Where? All I have to say is thank you and Merry Christmas in July. More Stella to come.
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Hey. I do what I can when it comes to bringing you nudity. But I also realize from time to time that anyone can show you their junk on the internet. And so many do. But not everyone is a miracle of beauty like Miki Pedangen. The law of supply and demand always applies.
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"Some things in life are hard. Like saying no to colorful poison coated in sugar, or putting your phone down at night, or choosing a leader from between two lying sociopaths. But I believe in you. I believe in The Way. It brought us all together here--to admire the magic that is Alevtina Batman. We are going to be alright."
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"Here is part one of our finale with Sybil Kuechler. She is such a great partner for this type of work. She only knows how to give her true self to the camera. Sybil is also a solid competitor at table tennis, but I had to show her that, like in all things, there are levels to this game. Part two this weekend."
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Contestant 19 just needed a reason to do some modeling of this sort. She comes from Seattle and says that the quarantine dried up her regular modeling work right away. Talk about a huge bum--er. You are missing out on a true beauty if you are not a subscriber.
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"Mitropoliya has it going on in all the right places. I'm sure glad she took a break from her highfalutin fashion gigs to shoot for us in Russia. The European fashion industry trains its models to appear distant and uninterested. Yet still, Vika was ALMOST able to capture her here with a full-blown smile. Wow. My minor gripes aside, Mitra floors me just the same and keeps me asking for more. We will get it, by golly."
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Sometimes I live in a small town where the main source of income is collecting petrified tree sap. There isn't much practical use for it. All I ever see amber being used for is jewelry and decorative purposes. No Dinosaur DNA. No Jurassic Park. But the people still have enough reason to sift through muddy water or risk their lives mining the sea to acquire amber. Young men are lost every year to diving accidents. The process also rips up the environment. The silver lining is the perfect muddy setting it creates along the shore for me to photograph Sofia Orlova.
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"I swear, this girl has the body of an instagram filter. But do not worry, these photos are not doctored. Some women are just built like this. We had fun at her place and eventually got all her clothes off. That's in part 2. Expect it this weekend."
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Alejandra Cobos made a relatively unrevealing Zishy debut at the beginning of this year. It was exactly the type of slow tease she subjected me to in person, as well. You can witness her gradually warming up to the idea of baring more while in the backseat of the car. Well friends, Alejandra is the real deal. She has the total package: an incredible beauty, a powerful sexuality, and a daring personality. Direct hit!
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"Here is part 2. I need to add a bonus video. And I will do it either today or at the latest, tomorrow. I just have a plane to catch right now. I was in California for the last 40ish hours photographing another incredible woman for yous. Hope ya' guys are doing well. Thanks for your patience. Sonya slaps, right?"
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Heidi Romanova possesses a beauty that can make me leave everything and fly alone into a distant country at war. Kiev is another lovely place with lovely people that I will eventually forget because of my failing brain. Take lots of pictures because everything is changing. I need to remember where I came from and who I have been.
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And I'm back in NYC, celebrating the beauty of Barbie Qu. This city is awful and amazing at the same time. If divisive forces are looking for a place where the world comes together to attack, The City is the perfect target. It feels like everyone is represented here. Especially, the rats. You better love humanity, with all of its flaws, if you're going to live in New York. I prefer a bit more personal space, so I'll take her in small doses.
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Photographing a girl from a wealthy family in North Carolina is a special treat. It was well worth the drive to the remote Richfield estate. Even though the compound has its own vineyard, lake, and garden courtyard, the most beautiful entity by far is Fawn. She is nineteen and boldly invited me to photograph her while her father was on a business trip. Happy Valentine's Day, Sweeties.
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Enjoy part two, you beautiful motherfuckers.
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Ella Knox is an upbeat young woman that I photographed in Long Beach, California. It was a cloudy morning but Ella and her smile were terrifically bright. Long Beach is almost a charming alternative to Los Angeles. The rent is lower and there are many places that do not feel like you are in a Dr. Dre video. Ain't nuthin but a G thang, baby. Expect more Ella soon.
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Freda Motten is back. We roam around Beverly Hills for a bit, then she takes me back to her place for an acrobatic tease. Freda might turn some of you off with her smoking, but she likes it, and are you really going to tell a woman that she can't have something she likes? Good luck with that. People tend to figure shit out on their own. Or they die. Oh wait, we all die. Don't let Freda's dark side fool you. She can be sweet and generous if you don't piss her off.
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This is Lana Rhoades before her recent 'enhancements'. Thanks to modern science, she now has a much larger bubble goose and increased sweater size. I say do what you want. I say whatever floats your boat. I say there will be haters no matter what you do. But gosh, she was very damn impressive straight out of the factory. I suppose we only want what we do not have. Poor Jon.
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Sofi Ryan makes an excellent date to a wedding. She knows how to put down the champagne, how to light up the dance floor, and how to make grandpa feel alive again below the waist. Enjoy Sofi and more importantly, enjoy your Saturday.
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She has arrived. Her name is Giulia Wylde. And there will be more of her to follow. You will only find her here on Zishy at the moment. Yes, Giulia is all-natural. Part two expected by Christmas.
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Let's send our thanks to Max in Ukraine for finding and photographing Valya here. No idea how he still manages to operate in a war-torn country, but I guess the show must go on. God bless the people caught up in messes created by the rich and powerful. Stay alive.
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As promised, here is the second part of Claudia Veneza's morning update. I want you to look at her closely and be inspired. Believe that perfection is possible. Whether you are rolling that poison dough at the mall's pretzel shop, or selling eighths to middle-schoolers, greatness can be achieved. They say, where there is a will, there is a way. Damnit, it's true. Don't limit yourself. Don't set low standards. Just because practically everyone you know is a sad justification for human existence, doesn't mean you ought be one too. Shine on you crazy carbon.
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I don't have many guy friends. Men are mostly NPCs in my world. No matter the size of the endeavor, my motivation always seems to be the opposite sex. From combing my hair, to brushing my teeth, to learning a new language, I only think about the next nameless beauty who I want to impress. This finely-tuned body which I have literally spent years at gyms perfecting, I could not care less if another male even slightly admires it. I do it all for the girls. -Lou Ferrigno
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Olivia Yukon's updates are sponsored by me, Zach Venice. I discovered her years ago on social media and knew right away that she is special. It took months of patient correspondence to convince Olivia that I am a kind and respectful human being, and that I do in fact take pervy pictures seriously. In person, I was surprised by Olivia's goofier side. She isn't quick to react to most of my humor, but I don't take this personally. Ever so often, Olivia lets her Russian emotional shields down and cracks a smile. Probably reluctantly.
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I wanna say, Listen up! Fuck anyone whose name is Zach this is Meadow Brink BTW. Did you know that a hundred thousand years ago they had these routines where they would shower for two hours at a time, because they were super thorough. They weren't stingy with their soaps. They didn't use those goddamn 3-in-1 shower gel bullshits. They went outside and gathered aromatic herbs from nature to smell wonderful. Ironically, they also found body odor appealing. You might think that the dirty asshole standing in front of you at the checkout line is disgusting, but he is just a different kind of flower. Embrace the full spectrum of stink. Soak a pillow with ball sweat and give it your best friend. If they love you, they'll cherish it. Good Luck. -MB
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I took many beautiful photos of Vynessa Lucero outside during springtime. It is hard not to be redundant with such a muse and in such idyllic conditions. Could I devote more of my time editing down this gallery? Sure, but I'm not going to. Instead, I'm gonna go spend the rest of the afternoon with my Ma who still loves this aging, strange, sometimes-despicable son of hers. All of us are charged with the task of bringing our mothers immense joy and fulfillment. And often, this is done effortlessly even if we prove to be utterly incompetent at everything else. Catch ya later. In actuality, Zach is going to the gym
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I met this contributor, Darien, online. I think he must have first hit me up with an email over a year ago. He promised he could bring me some great talent from Venezuela. Lo and behold, he was right. I immediately loved Katie Arias' adorable energy and long dark hair. The biggest obstacle in working with Darien was paying him. Venezuela's economic and political turmoil is awful, to put it mildy. PayPal and Western Union were not even available options. So Darien introduced me to two valuable gems, Katie and the world of cryptocurrency. Have a nice weekend.
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As a sign of solidarity, I have decided to revoke access to Mr. Putin's account here on Zishy. I know how he loves my work, but unfortunately his senility has caused too much suffering for the people of Ukraine and to those of his own country. I plead to all of my audience to reserve judgment of Russians. Seeing past decades of propaganda is a tall order. Even with that being said, most of Russia was shocked by its president's decision to invade Ukraine. These people are also scared, angry, and fucked. This war is yet another perfect example of why unchecked power should never be granted to any of us. Tyranny is out, baby. Here's Sofi Levchenko photographed for Zishy by Alina in Ukraine.
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Here's more Kels. Some of you might not like the lighting or the silly faces or whatever. All I can say is, OOPS! Maybe you have a really old monitor, maybe dark people are just, hmm how do I put this, dark? And maybe you take life too seriously. Now, why would you want to go and do something like that? Turn up the love. Peace, fellas.
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Ever since I was a teenager, I have been jumping fences and sneaking into pools that I technically should have no access to. If that makes me a criminal, then I will remain one until I can no longer scale fences with ease. There's something extra refreshing and enjoyable about someone else's well-kept pool. This one here had trendy pop music playing for Ophelia's ears while we lounged. Ahhh, paradise.
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Here is contestant number 8 from the challenge that I ran last year. I got to meet up with Onna Metcalf in San Diego. She is quiet, but I like quiet. I wonder which of our last two American presidents would do a better job in my occupation. Would they be competent? Creative? Coherent? I am so proud of our country. God bless.
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One of the great travesties of our day is that we will never see Ariel Gossimer completely nude. But such is life and the fact that we rarely get what we want. Happiness is acceptance. To me, Ariel is incredibly kind to give what we have here on Zishy. You definitely can not find photos like this posted to her social media. So send your thanks by subscribing and I will keep searching the planet for these generous women. Ta-ta
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"Our contributor in Moscow comes through with another looker who isn't afraid of adventure. Meet Liana Rainer. I keep telling myself that I am going to get tired of these prime babes from Russia, but it just never happens. What gives? More Liana eventually."
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"Here's part two and I will add a bonus video in a few hours. On the eve of this contentious election, I just want to remind everyone of the famous saying ""cooler heads prevail"". One of these phonies is gonna win and half of the country is going to be furious, depressed, and possibly even mentally ill. Some level of tragedy will not be avoided. I truly dislike both candidates. There's one that I dislike more than the other and that is the best I can say. But either way, I have decided for myself that the results will not define me nor how I will interact with others. I'm gonna be okay. It is what it is. The system sucks, but it is merely one of life's many challenges."
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Contestant 4 is from Tampa. She says that the thing she misses the most is being able to go the gym. Home workouts on her balcony will have to do for now. This Floridian invites us all to join along. Sweat out those germs! Subscribe and see her adorable face.
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"Rian is a treat. A little shy, but still a joy to work with. Part 2 will drop this weekend. Peace!"
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Paloma Andaquies, shot by Andy in Colombia, makes for a great Valentine's day treat. Sit down with that special someone and enjoy this lovely gallery. Make sure to present the left side of your face for a warm kiss of gratitude from your lover. It might feel like a slap, but that is just your imagination. And if you don't have anyone special to share this with, don't sweat it. Forced romance days are for suckers.
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"Here is part two of my walk with Kylie Shay. Since it got dark on us, we decided to snap the rest of the photos in her van. Kylie loves to smoke/vape, so I promised she could do that, but only if she removed all her clothing for the camera. The negotiations went smoothly."
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Sabrina Reyes represents a segment of women that will not apologize for its desires. Weed, casual sex, money. Some ladies also truly enjoy these things. Sabrina was eager to take more risky shots even though it was with her that I came closest to ever being busted. See our library shoot. You will also be enjoying more Sabrina indoors in an upcoming part 2.
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"Eliza Mushyan is a serious person. She doesn't give out smiles like they are free samples at Costco. You gotta earn them. She made me work, but I am okay with it. Her beauty is undeniable. With her dark hair, strong Armenian genetics, and a lingerie model's figure, only a real fool would have complaints for Eliza. Today, I will not be this fool. More to come down the road."
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How about a mashup of some Kylie Quinn and Kayla Linchek material that needed a home? These two adorable women were shot in sunny Southern California. Both are filled with youthful energy that can not be fabricated. Kylie knows how to roll a blunt and Kayla knows how to roll in her classic American muscle car.
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"Mari Cami, it's okay if you decide to wear a red bikini or a blue bikini. I really don't mind either way. In the end, what truly matters is what's underneath. Are you a real person that is pleasant to be around? Do you have thoughts of your own or do you just go along with everything in your red/blue camp? Can you be objective? Can you recognize that you do not KNOW the truth, you only know what you've been told or shown, often with an agenda and under heavy manipulation? And do you need a backrub? I accept you."
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Happy Fathers Day, you domesticated savages. I hope this update of Misty Lovelace makes you realize that our time in this dimension is limited. Essentially, I am writing this to nobody. Let's face it, we are all dead people walking our dead dogs, admiring the dead trees. Your countdown has begun. One subtracted from the finite number of breaths that your lungs will ever breath. Another. Get moving. You're not as flexible as you used to be.
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The virus (contest) has reached Thailand. Contestant 5 was the first to do some shots in the streets. Gotta give her some bonus points for that, just not sure if she is going to need them. I'm also not sure if that's how you're supposed to wear these masks, butt fuck it. We don't like following too many rules here at Zishy anyhow. You are missing out if you have not subscribed. She has a great smile.
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Helene Trobec calls herself a man trapped in a woman's body. She gets along better with males and hardly has any female friends. Yet Helene still considers herself to be very emotional. She is quite the puzzle to solve. Helene says she loves Elvis Presley, but could not name a song of his. What she does know is how to tease the hell out of a camera even in a silly outfit. Screw glamour, this is the real Helene Trobec.
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Dallas Mills has returned. She is an incredible specimen, especially in that California sunshine. This job gets a bit trickier every year. The Puritan mentality is a formidable foe and is fighting hard to make humanity keep its pants on. This year, I hope C.K. jerks off in front of more eyeballs than in the last decade. Willing eyeballs, of course. Us freaks must stand together. ZV out!
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I get the feeling that Mallory Christopher has the giving spirit inside her. She got a kick from watching students walk by as we took these photos. People that value the happiness of others are the salt of the Earth. This holiday season, try not to think about what stuff you can give to your friends and family. Everyone has enough stuff. It seems most people are hungry for human connection. Sit down with a friend, hold a meaningful conversation, lose your phone for a couple of hours. Let an elderly woman feel you up. I dunno. Think outside the box. Merry Crispy.
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I found out that I have the flu today. So there may be some delays to publishing updates this week. But don't worry yourself. I'm not making a mad dash for the Mexican border with your dollars in tow. I love what I do. I hope you can say the same. Meeting unique personalities like Sage Hailong has opened up my perspectives on life, relationships, and hairstyles. Even still, you will never hear me claim that Hollyweird is a wonderful place to hang your hat.
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She said she'd never taken any photos like this. She wouldn't even model for her boyfriend in such a manner. My trip to Venice Beach with Basil Navas was a mixture of bravery, laughter, and shyness. Men want to stare at these wonderful creatures. Sometimes, you turn the camera towards an unwanted onlooker and they run away. Sometimes, they themselves strike a pose. Either way, my friends, I feel your pain. In fact, I may have the worst case of this obsession.
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I picked up Ophelia Palantine and she immediately began feening for her Starbucks fix. How anyone could say no to a woman wearing a top like this is beyond me. After loading up on vitamin caffeine, we decided to check out the Renaissance Hotel. It took about 5 minutes before we got kicked out of the hotel's beautiful atrium. Apparently, Ophelia was drawing too much attention. We kept our cool and found a shit ton of other spots to shoot on the premises. Enjoy part one.
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Dabney Conrad was another stunning participant in this year's quarantine challenge. She took me into nature to find some peace and tranquility. I only found more of my insatiable desire to photograph a beautiful woman. Hey, at least she tried. Dabney comes from a small town in Texas which explains her tattoos of farm animals. She is also vegan, but I still think she's cool.